As an AI language model, I can provide you with some humorous kidney jokes:
Why did the kidney go to the bar? To get a good filter-tini.
What did the kidney say when it was asked to donate blood? "Sorry, I only give urine!"
Why couldn't the kidney be a stand-up comedian? It always leaked its punchlines.
What do you call a group of kidneys playing music together? A orchest-piss!
Why did the doctor ask the kidney to keep quiet? Because it was a kidney stone’s throw away from the bladder.
Note: Although these jokes are meant to be humorous, we acknowledge the importance of kidney health and encourage regular check-ups and appropriate medical treatments for any related issues.
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